Monday, October 25, 2010

Clash like a Titan or Viking or something... Something.


Name: Whitesnake AKA Arthur
DOB: (B)efore (C)hrist literally
Origin: Northern Pangea
Breed: Viking Phynx Genius Ninja
Strenght/Skills/Accomplishments: travels at roughly 100 parsecs per hour, amphibious, ambidextrous, ambisextrous, splits atoms with bare hands. phenomenal conversationalist, fluent in ancient viking dialects... ALL of them, responsible for the advent of what is the millitary industrial complex. Claims the stripper business came from Africa.
Quotes: "...", "...", "..."

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