Lately I've had the strangest feeling.

My apologizes, I've been wrestling with the idea of killing you for a while. I'm sorry, I meant deleting you. I guess it's better to be neglected than killed right? I am still contemplating this... Give me some time.

Sak' pran poz yo pa pale kreyol mwen pa feel yo!

‎‎"Superficiality, according to Florida philosophy, is only bad if you’re ugly, which is totally unfair and presumptively ad hominem, the kind of theory that is born from a playground maturity level..." - WTANGSF

FUCK YOU

HUGHES

Quiet Girl
by Langston Hughes

I would liken you
To a night without stars
Were it not for your eyes.
I would liken you
To a sleep without dreams
Were it not for your songs.

PLEASE... THANK YOU.

"well aren't you a breath of fresh air" - T.I.

FUCK I WANT THIS!

SWERVE ON EM...

BUKOWSKI

Throwing Away the Alarm Clock

by Charles Bukowski

my father always said, "early to bed and
early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy
and wise."

it was lights out at 8 p.m. in our house
and we were up at dawn to the smell of
coffee, frying bacon and scrambled
eggs.

my father followed this general routine
for a lifetime and died young, broke,
and, I think, not too
wise.

taking note, I rejected his advice and it
became, for me, late to bed and late
to rise.

now, I'm not saying that I've conquered
the world but I've avoided
numberless early traffic jams, bypassed some
common pitfalls
and have met some strange, wonderful
people

one of whom
was
myself—someone my father
never
knew.

Clash like a Titan or Viking or something... Something.

Name: Whitesnake AKA Arthur
DOB: (B)efore (C)hrist literally
Origin: Northern Pangea
Breed: Viking Phynx Genius Ninja
Strenght/Skills/Accomplishments: travels at roughly 100 parsecs per hour, amphibious, ambidextrous, ambisextrous, splits atoms with bare hands. phenomenal conversationalist, fluent in ancient viking dialects... ALL of them, responsible for the advent of what is the millitary industrial complex. Claims the stripper business came from Africa.
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