BUKOWSKI

Throwing Away the Alarm Clock

by Charles Bukowski

my father always said, "early to bed and
early to rise makes a man healthy, wealthy
and wise."

it was lights out at 8 p.m. in our house
and we were up at dawn to the smell of
coffee, frying bacon and scrambled
eggs.

my father followed this general routine
for a lifetime and died young, broke,
and, I think, not too
wise.

taking note, I rejected his advice and it
became, for me, late to bed and late
to rise.

now, I'm not saying that I've conquered
the world but I've avoided
numberless early traffic jams, bypassed some
common pitfalls
and have met some strange, wonderful
people

one of whom
was
myself—someone my father
never
knew.

Clash like a Titan or Viking or something... Something.

Name: Whitesnake AKA Arthur
DOB: (B)efore (C)hrist literally
Origin: Northern Pangea
Breed: Viking Phynx Genius Ninja
Strenght/Skills/Accomplishments: travels at roughly 100 parsecs per hour, amphibious, ambidextrous, ambisextrous, splits atoms with bare hands. phenomenal conversationalist, fluent in ancient viking dialects... ALL of them, responsible for the advent of what is the millitary industrial complex. Claims the stripper business came from Africa.
Quotes: "...", "...", "..."

KILLA

say ah aha aaah

Where do you go my lovely?

"He sent you a race horse for Christmas and you keep it just for fun, for a laugh hahahaaa" - Peter Sarstedt

STONED

THE SHIT BE BAD FO YA SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

POSTED

PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?

Please?

Can I come to you as I am,
in secret-
brimming with the need to be held?
Can I lay hot whispers on your skin
then taste how they make you feel?
Can I show you how to touch me,
how hard to press?
If I cry
can I hide salty tears
in the soft curve of your neck?
Can I bite, ever so gently,
before I scream?
Can I be your lover,
without you loving me?
Can I, please?

by Ju

LONG NIGHTS

Martine's Legs, 1967. By Henri Cartier-Bresson

H2O: Dangerous Chemical!

A student at Eagle Rock Junior High won first prize at the Greater Idaho Falls Science Fair, April 26. He was attempting to show how conditioned we have become to alarmists practicing junk science and spreading fear of everything in our environment. In his project he urged people to sign a petition demanding strict control or total elimination of the chemical "dihydrogen monoxide."

And for plenty of good reasons, since:

1. it can cause excessive sweating and vomiting
2. it is a major component in acid rain
3. it can cause severe burns in its gaseous state
4. accidental inhalation can kill you
5. it contributes to erosion
6. it decreases effectiveness of automobile brakes
7. it has been found in tumors of terminal cancer patients

He asked 50 people if they supported a ban of the chemical.

* Forty-three (43) said yes,
* six (6) were undecided,
* and only one (1) knew that the chemical was water.

The title of his prize winning project was, "How Gullible Are We?"

He feels the conclusion is obvious.

BEAUTIFULLY STRANGE

Salvador Domingo Felipe Jacinto Dalí i Domènech, Marquis of Dalí de Púbol (May 11, 1904 – January 23, 1989), commonly known as Salvador Dalí (Catalan pronunciation: [səɫβəˈðo dəˈɫi]), was a prominent Spanish Catalan surrealist painter born in Figueres.

Dalí was a skilled draftsman, best known for the striking and bizarre images in his surrealist work. His painterly skills are often attributed to the influence of Renaissance masters. His best-known work, The Persistence of Memory, was completed in 1931. Dalí's expansive artistic repertoire includes film, sculpture, and photography, in collaboration with a range of artists in a variety of media.

Dalí attributed his "love of everything that is gilded and excessive, my passion for luxury and my love of oriental clothes" to a self-styled "Arab lineage," claiming that his ancestors were descended from the Moors.

Dalí was highly imaginative, and also had an affinity for partaking in unusual and grandiose behavior, in order to draw attention to himself. This sometimes irked those who loved his art as much as it annoyed his critics, since his eccentric manner sometimes drew more public attention than his artwork.

VIA: Wikipedia

THE COOL

UGLY!!!!!

TOSS UP BETWEEN CASS AND JOELL BUT I LOVE UNCLE MURDA!!! MONTANA,VADO EVERYBODY DID THERE THING.

CREEPY CRAWLER

I wish I knew who made this...

The Designer Pad

A LITTLE NEWTON IS GOOD FOR EVERYONE

Adriana Giotta by Helmut Newton